AFROJACK STUCK IN A BLIZZARD? CHECK THE DETAILS!
Afrojack has been touring non stop over the years, so it’s probably appropriate to take some time off once in
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FUN STUFF
Electric Zoo ANTicipating acclaimed Ibiza party ANTS
The ANTS persona takes many forms and is adaptable to its surroundings with its big name acts from the world
Read moreTHE BEST WAY TO BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IS TO RETIRE FROM IT
“IT HAS BEEN AN INDUSTRY SECRET, BUT RETIRING FROM DJ’ING WILL BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IN WAYS YOU’D NEVER IMAGINE”
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CARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?
The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN GARRIX is
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A&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)
“Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured enough screams
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WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)
When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground
Read moreCLUBBER HAS DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL CHAT WITH LYFT SPAM BOT IN FB EVENT PAGE
“House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.” A CLUBBER
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BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE
“After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s
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DEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES
“WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” DEADMAU5,
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ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS
“If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM
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ROOKIE BOUNCER REFUSES KLOCK AT BERGHAIN FOR LOOKING TOO CASUAL
With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely skipped the
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SOURCE: MARSHMELLO TO SUE DJ ARSE SMELLO? (SHARE)
“I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal
Read moreTRUMP: “MY BIGGEST SACRIFICE? LISTENING TO BLUE DA BA DEE, DA BA DA.”
“At the first notes, Donald cringed and thought the song to be horrible and of the worst kind” Caught in
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MARTIN GARRIX INVESTS IN UNIQUE SET OF PYRO-TECHNICS TURNTABLES
Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high flames up
Read moreMEXICO TO FUND WALL TO PREVENT PISS POOR EDM FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY
Juan del Carmen: “It will get a lot harder to visit our families stateside, but all for the greater good
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EHARMONY SLOGAN “ARE YOU ON E?” PROVES MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL
DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS. EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and other old
Read moreDIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS
Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As the DJ
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POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON
More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS may have
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