WOW THIS IS A HUGE DAY FOR ME!
…I made Hammarica’s 2012 highlights for writing my weekly Fistpump column. Who da thunk it from a guy whose worst subject was writing and English with a C minus average. I have completely read four books in my lifetime and comprehended maybe half. I was the guy who waited till the night before to do his assignment that was given a month before because I hated to write and could not think of anything to write about unless pressured by deadline. I was the guy who – when had a book report due – watched the movie or read the back cover or critics reviews. I HATE READING! How can someone sit for long periods and talk to themselves in their head and use their imagination? Sounds like 3 and 4 day no sleep drug trips I took THAT WAS ENTERTAINING!
It took everything I had to sit for over two hours last night without leaving my room and watch one of my all time favorite movies TRUE ROMANCE. One of my favorite scenes and lines ever is after Drexel gets shot in his balls and just before he gets his head blown off by Slater:
“You thought that was pretty funny! Well take that you piece of shit!”
I guess it is white boy day. I always feel like doing the Travolta Saturday Night Fever strut after that scene. What was I talking about? Oh yeah sitting that long to read or watch something, even last night watching the movie I was emailing customers for work. I have to be doing something productive.
Got way off track here and just putting down what’s on my mind and that’s why this works cuz Wilf Hammarica said I could AND USE ALL CAPS IF I WANT (that one is coming and it will be on CAP MADNESS AND WHO IT IRRITATES 🙂
I said it before and I will say it again:
IF ONLY MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER COULD SEE ME NOW