TYDI CALLS OUT DEADMAU5: “A LITTLE SENSITIVE BABY… A JEALOUS OLD DUDE!”
Wait what? Looks like Tydi got himself into a Twitter beef with Deadmau5. Tydi took to Twitter to say Deadmau5
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THE META-REMIX. IT’S NOT A REMIX NOR A MASH-UP. SO WHAT IS IT?
DJs around the world are raving about the META-REMIX Mark Loren is a successful DJ/songwriter from Italy with songwriting credits
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THE BEST WAY TO BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IS TO RETIRE FROM IT
“IT HAS BEEN AN INDUSTRY SECRET, BUT RETIRING FROM DJ’ING WILL BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IN WAYS YOU’D NEVER IMAGINE”
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CARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?
The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN GARRIX is
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A&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)
“Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured enough screams
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WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)
When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground
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BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE
“After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s
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DEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES
“WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” DEADMAU5,
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ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS
“If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM
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SOURCE: MARSHMELLO TO SUE DJ ARSE SMELLO? (SHARE)
“I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal
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TRUMP: “MY BIGGEST SACRIFICE? LISTENING TO BLUE DA BA DEE, DA BA DA.”
“At the first notes, Donald cringed and thought the song to be horrible and of the worst kind” Caught in
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ROLAND TO RE-RELEASE LEGENDARY TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB
JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A BASS GUITAR
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DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS
Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As the DJ
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BREAKING: DJ MAG TOP 100 TO DISQUALIFY DJS WHO STAND ON CDJS
MANY SUPERSTAR DJS IN FEAR OF BEING DISQUALIFIED TOTAL SHOCK went through the entire industry today as DJ MAG
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WUNDERGROUND ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES FACT BASED ARTICLE
EDITOR AT RISK OF BEING FIRED AFTER WRITING TRUTHFUL ARTICLE Just yesterday, WUNDERGROUND the wonderful EDM satire site famous for
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BREAKING: DAVID GUETTA FALLS OFF STAGE TRYING TO CATCH POKÉMON
In a quirky attempt to catch it, he lost his balance and fell down 10 ft. to the crowd below.
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HARDWELL FREAKS OUT AFTER DISCOVERING DUST PARTICLE IN STUDIO
Within seconds a panic attack unfolded and Hardwell was grasping for air Hardwell, one of EDM’s most popular DJs
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TR 909 ANALOG DRUM MACHINE NOT ANALOG ENOUGH FOR ANALOG PURIST
Vonpoopenbaum got a panic attack after he discovered not all sounds on the TR 909 were in fact analog Meet
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BREAKING: STEVE AOKI SADDENED AFTER MISSING FROM EDM PIE CHART
SNUB HITS AOKI PLAIN IN THE FACE Friday, KL&M and partners, the global leader in financial data research, released
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