Michael aka MKKM is Seattle’s most notorious PARTY ANIMAL. Not only that but he shares a view on (night)life that is UNIQUE to anyone else. So therefore, from now on, Michael agreed to share his experiences with you, dear reader!
ALL SYSTEMS GO FOR MKKM’S FISTPUMP 001!
“OMG! WTF?! OMG! 5 out of the first seven posts in my Facebook news feed are about gogo drama. Who? What? Where? and of course they are role models.
A PERSON WHOSE SUCCESS EXAMPLE OR BEHAVIOR IS OR CAN BE IMITATED.
Ok now I have to go try and find what started this and I’m kinda pissed at Facebook. I specifically had GOGO DRAMA in my settings to be alerted. How did this slip by?
I have found from past experience that you do not post anything relating to SEX, RELIGION OR POLITICS without some kind of drama.
So from now on I would appreciate nothing on my Facebook wall relating to POLITICS (not even sure what that is and don’t care. I know when brought up it clears me out and most others quicker than a fart after eating my grandmas chili).
RELIGION only thing I’m saying is that I FIST PUMP ON SUNDAYS.
God is my DJ and life is my dancefloor (I stole that btw).
And SEX yeah wtf. If I’m going to do one of these, it would be this one. EXCEPT WITH FRIENDS – that just leads to drama, they don’t share their fries with you anymore and the biggest thing: HUGS not the same. You have to ask instead of given. So yeah CIRCUS SEX RULES if you’re not scarrrd you did not give it your all and for those of you sending me pics of naked farm animals, still ok just continue to do so with taste!
Fist Pump photo credit: Tim Wilson @ Amfek