CARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN
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A&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured
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WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a
Read moreCLUBBER HAS DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL CHAT WITH LYFT SPAM BOT IN FB EVENT PAGE
[wp_ad_camp_2] “House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.” [wp_ad_camp_1]
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BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE
[wp_ad_camp_2] “After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” [wp_ad_camp_1] BEAR GRYLLS,
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DEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES
[wp_ad_camp_2] “WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT”
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ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s
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ROOKIE BOUNCER REFUSES KLOCK AT BERGHAIN FOR LOOKING TOO CASUAL
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely
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MARTIN GARRIX INVESTS IN UNIQUE SET OF PYRO-TECHNICS TURNTABLES
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high
Read moreMEXICO TO FUND WALL TO PREVENT PISS POOR EDM FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Juan del Carmen: “It will get a lot harder to visit our families stateside, but all for the
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ROLAND TO RE-RELEASE LEGENDARY TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A
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EHARMONY SLOGAN “ARE YOU ON E?” PROVES MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS. EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and
Read moreDIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As
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POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS
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WOMEN ENRAGED AS DJ MAG CUTS TOP 100 POLL FOR COCK MEASURING COMPETITION
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “Those lads at DJ Mag are a bunch of cockbullies” As first reported by WUNDERGROUND, DJ Mag recently
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MAJOR FESTIVAL REMOVES DJ FROM LINE-UP AS HER LOGO IS NOT COOL ENOUGH
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] UPCOMING TECHNO DJ BARBARA BOULANGER TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION DISBELIEFÂ struck the fan base of upcoming techno talent BARBARA
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WUNDERGROUND ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES FACT BASED ARTICLE
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] EDITOR AT RISK OF BEING FIRED AFTER WRITING TRUTHFUL ARTICLE Just yesterday, WUNDERGROUND the wonderful EDM satire site
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BREAKING: DAVID GUETTA FALLS OFF STAGE TRYING TO CATCH POKÉMON
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] In a quirky attempt to catch it, he lost his balance and fell down 10 ft. to the
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TIESTO TIRED OF MONEY; AGREES TO DO GIGS FOR EXPOSURE ONLY
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Tiesto has informed management to only accept gigs for exposure TIESTO, one of dance music’s richest players shocked
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