CARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?
The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN GARRIX is
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A&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)
“Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured enough screams
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WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)
When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground
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CLUBBER HAS DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL CHAT WITH LYFT SPAM BOT IN FB EVENT PAGE
“House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.” A CLUBBER
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BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE
“After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s
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DEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES
“WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” DEADMAU5,
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ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS
“If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM
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ROOKIE BOUNCER REFUSES KLOCK AT BERGHAIN FOR LOOKING TOO CASUAL
With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely skipped the
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MARTIN GARRIX INVESTS IN UNIQUE SET OF PYRO-TECHNICS TURNTABLES
Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high flames up
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MEXICO TO FUND WALL TO PREVENT PISS POOR EDM FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY
Juan del Carmen: “It will get a lot harder to visit our families stateside, but all for the greater good
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ROLAND TO RE-RELEASE LEGENDARY TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB
JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A BASS GUITAR
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EHARMONY SLOGAN “ARE YOU ON E?” PROVES MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL
DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS. EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and other old
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DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS
Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As the DJ
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POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON
More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS may have
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WOMEN ENRAGED AS DJ MAG CUTS TOP 100 POLL FOR COCK MEASURING COMPETITION
“Those lads at DJ Mag are a bunch of cockbullies” As first reported by WUNDERGROUND, DJ Mag recently announced they
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MAJOR FESTIVAL REMOVES DJ FROM LINE-UP AS HER LOGO IS NOT COOL ENOUGH
UPCOMING TECHNO DJ BARBARA BOULANGER TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION DISBELIEF struck the fan base of upcoming techno talent BARBARA BOULANGER when
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WUNDERGROUND ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES FACT BASED ARTICLE
EDITOR AT RISK OF BEING FIRED AFTER WRITING TRUTHFUL ARTICLE Just yesterday, WUNDERGROUND the wonderful EDM satire site famous for
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BREAKING: DAVID GUETTA FALLS OFF STAGE TRYING TO CATCH POKÉMON
In a quirky attempt to catch it, he lost his balance and fell down 10 ft. to the crowd below.
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TIESTO TIRED OF MONEY; AGREES TO DO GIGS FOR EXPOSURE ONLY
Tiesto has informed management to only accept gigs for exposure TIESTO, one of dance music’s richest players shocked everyone today
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