DONALD TRUMP: LET’S MAKE EDM GRAY AGAIN!

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They speak these weird languages and throw up heart signs like there is no TomorrowWorld

DONALD TRUMP: “Whenever I’m on the floor of one of my Las Vegas nightclubs, a lot of people come up to me and they ask me: “How can we make EDM great again?” No, really. A lot of people come up to me, and they say.. What about this EDM?

And I tell them, look, we know what EDM is. My people know what EDM is.. The American people know what EDM is. We do! Ecstacy Drives Millions, RIGHT? And although this EDM brings shit tons of cash to all my casinos and hotels, we’ve had almost ten years of the worst kind of EDM you can imagine here in the United States!!!

Oh, my God, I can’t believe it. It’s TERRIBLE! No really, it’s terrible. And some of these DJs need to be punched in the face. Just punch ’em in the face!

No worries, I will pay the legal fees! I promise.

These EDM DJs, they all come from abroad and take American jobs. They speak these weird languages and throw up heart signs like there is no TomorrowWorld and… It’s just terrible OK?

Get all these youngster punks off the stage who couldn’t get into a higher state of conciousness if their life depended on it OK? And maybe while they’re being dragged off stage, maybe they should get roughed up a little while security kicks them out.

We need DJs who are true Americans! None of these guys like Cedric Gervais, Wolfgang Gartner, Araabmuzik, Tenaglia, Aoki, van Helden and Deorro who play every festival on the North American hemisphere OK! We need REAL Americans like Paul Oakenfold, Judge Jules, Carl Cox, Richie Hawtin and Pete Tong! And by the way, I love Pete Tong. He’s one of my favorites!

But yes, We need them!

So I’ll tell you what I think about EDM. We need the old guys back OK!! We need to MAKE EDM GRAY AGAIN, believe me!” 

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