CARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN
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A&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured
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WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a
Read moreCLUBBER HAS DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL CHAT WITH LYFT SPAM BOT IN FB EVENT PAGE
[wp_ad_camp_2] “House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.” [wp_ad_camp_1]
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BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE
[wp_ad_camp_2] “After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” [wp_ad_camp_1] BEAR GRYLLS,
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DEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES
[wp_ad_camp_2] “WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT”
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ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s
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ROOKIE BOUNCER REFUSES KLOCK AT BERGHAIN FOR LOOKING TOO CASUAL
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely
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MARTIN GARRIX INVESTS IN UNIQUE SET OF PYRO-TECHNICS TURNTABLES
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high
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ROLAND TO RE-RELEASE LEGENDARY TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A
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EHARMONY SLOGAN “ARE YOU ON E?” PROVES MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS. EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and
Read moreDIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As
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POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS
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MAJOR FESTIVAL REMOVES DJ FROM LINE-UP AS HER LOGO IS NOT COOL ENOUGH
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] UPCOMING TECHNO DJ BARBARA BOULANGER TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION DISBELIEF struck the fan base of upcoming techno talent BARBARA
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WUNDERGROUND ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES FACT BASED ARTICLE
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] EDITOR AT RISK OF BEING FIRED AFTER WRITING TRUTHFUL ARTICLE Just yesterday, WUNDERGROUND the wonderful EDM satire site
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BREAKING: DAVID GUETTA FALLS OFF STAGE TRYING TO CATCH POKÉMON
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] In a quirky attempt to catch it, he lost his balance and fell down 10 ft. to the
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TIESTO TIRED OF MONEY; AGREES TO DO GIGS FOR EXPOSURE ONLY
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Tiesto has informed management to only accept gigs for exposure TIESTO, one of dance music’s richest players shocked
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HARDWELL FREAKS OUT AFTER DISCOVERING DUST PARTICLE IN STUDIO
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Within seconds a panic attack unfolded and Hardwell was grasping for air Hardwell, one of EDM’s most
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TR 909 ANALOG DRUM MACHINE NOT ANALOG ENOUGH FOR ANALOG PURIST
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Vonpoopenbaum got a panic attack after he discovered not all sounds on the TR 909 were in fact
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